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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Antara Pegang Awek & Pegang Anjing

LEMBU: Hai anjing, apa habaq? Macam ada yg tak kena je?

ANJING: Aku tengah tension nih . Mau je aku gigit manusia tadi.

LEMBU : eh? kenapa ?

ANJING: aku lalu tepi dua orang manusia lelaki dan perempuan yg sedang
berkepit. Tetiba si lelaki terperanjat dan terus melompat dan berkata
“hoi anjing , pergi jauh-jauh, najis!”.

LEMBU: Ya, lah. Ko kan haram. Najis tahap berat bagi manusia. Biasalah tu.

ANJING: Kalau aku najis sekali pon, kalau dia tersentuh aku, boleh
disamak. Yang dia sentuh dan raba-raba awek dia tu apa? Boleh ke nak samak dosa?

LEMBU: Betul tu . Memegang wanita yg bukan mahramnya tanpa ikatan yg
sah, lebih dahsyat kenajisannya daripada memegang ko anjing, malah tak boleh
suci sekalipun di samak.

ANJING: Wah .. ayat ko memang power la… manusia kena ubah pepatah “Pandai macam LEMBU”

hahax . . .renung2kn dan selmt beramal . .

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